moeloli wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2026 9:06 am
Can you enlighten us more on the eroticism of keyboard layouts?
i'll give a bit of autistic and very pretentious analysis for you since i have nothing else to do.
compared to the boring chiclet of my main laptop and the suggestive layout of my toughbook (everything is forced into a straight rectangle, and the bottom arrow keys going from "left, right, down" (up key is still above down) instead of "left, down, right" is mildly irritating), there's something a lot more exciting about classic thinkpad keyboards and their layouts, especially for the X series where the keyboard appears more bigger due to the compact size of the laptops.
i enjoy the visual appeal of them and their four main colors: black for the keys and their fuller size which all squeeze in together, white for letters and integers, and then the interesting use of blue not only for Fn and the combinations with it but for certain special keys, and red to highlight the exciting clit in the middle, and definitely encourages touching it.
more on the layout, there are certain unique quirks as compared to the other boring, uniform keyboards i've witnessed: how large and elongated certain keys are, making them easier to get to or just certain keys in general (very top keys have their own volume buttons and a 'thinkvantage' button which i do not know the use for). it feels a bit unconventional, imperfect but that sort of stuff is what i'm more attracted to.
seeing is one thing, and a very common thing in terms of modern sources of arousal: touching is another thing. the keys have great reception, audibly too. simple as
this is only exciting at the most: imagining true erotic keyboards would result in pretty nasty ideas for me (imagine the audio reception), but a better clit nub would be a start.
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...anyhow to ignore my pretension, i brought a bunch of stuff for my x220 because i forget the laptops i get at the market are usually stripped of their hard drive and ram (but LOL i got 16gb of ddr3 ram for $25), and i'll probably do a bios replacement just to do it. i'll probably sell it later to some schizo for something absurd because i dunno if i need those specs
also came with this
is there a way to have a signature without looking like an attention-seeking poltroon?