Top 8 Dig MUC Funniest stories from LoadingXML
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2026 5:17 am
Greetings..
I have been a member of digdeeper XMPP MUC for a long time, I don't recall the exact time I joined, but its somewhere between 2020 and 2022. From then I remained an active loyal member of the MUC.
During my time there, a lot of funny stories happened, so here I am going to mention some of them.
Note: Just take the accuracy of these stories with salt, some of them happened years ago.
1-The Chad
IIRC, someone called me a chad, so I went "No I am not from chad", because I though Chad here meant the country, not the meme term as I didn't even knew it (yah the level of innocence I was back then...).
Dig saw this and went like "somebody tell this guy I am dying" or something.
remembering it now, that was quite funny.
2-Trinity of Dumbness
During my time in the MUC, 3 members constently tried to bother me with their low IQ responds and insults:
-theanonymousjoker (TAJ)
-duion
-trbl
I grouped these three members into Trinity of Dumbness, and kept calling them like that, until.... TAJ left..
TAJ leaving was funnier because, I was the one who caused him to leave, I kept critisizing his flawed world views so much he probably had existential crisis.
3-The Toilet Saga
Back when my site was up, I used to host something I called "The List", which was a list of categorize with names of the MUC members on each category, ranging from "Smart people" to "The Toilet".
The Toilet was the bottom tier, It wasn't always that, I added it after a member kept trolling me and being low IQ and insluting for enough time that even the bottom tier of The List couldn't fit him, so I made "The Toilet" tier.
The funniest part was, the members of the MUC took The List as some sort of canon thing, and started trolling this member by reminding him that he is part of the toilet tier.
It was super funny, one member said something like:
4-The Failure
At one point, I was known in the MUC as a PDF file, one member (which I will call "the failure") took this to the extreme and whenever we are having a good talk, he joins to reminds everyone about .pdf extension.
One day, a new member joined, we were welcoming him, until the failure joined to tell him about my .pdf extensions, he went so far as to take screenshots of my messages and send it.
After so much effort, that new member simply asked me, I answered, and he went like "Ok".
the funniest part was, the failure spent like 30 min trying his best to make this new member hate me, only for him to FAIL so badly, I kept laughing at him.
In fact this story was so laughable, I wrote it in my site, and made a category in The List for the failure, I also kept calling him the failure until that name stuck, I seriously only know him now as the failure.
he then stopped being that active, the humiliation was so bad he probably didn't want me to remind everyone about his failures.
5-wbsurfer Profile Picture Swap
One day, a white christian member wbsurfer changed his profile picture to something... weird, at that point I assumed that the guy I am talking to isn't wbsurfer, but someone impersonating him.
The funny part is, someone captured the entire chat, in a file titled RetroImagesDigdeeperDeath.txt
https://eldritchdata.neocities.org/TXT/ ... rDeath.txt
Reading it now is quite funny but also... quite sad, I noticed I was way nicer while talking... impressive how being among infidels for so long changes you into being aggressive, I hate you infidels, with every sub-atomic particle in my body.
6-Tricking Dig
At one point, I was debating and arguing with digdeeper about evolution and atheism. I kept doing it to the point he almost left his freespeech rules lol.
he boycotted talking to me, despite me tagging him in my messages, I didn't have a way to know if he is reading them or not.
I once said that I am leaving, he went and said "bye", i.e he exposed that he was online the whole time but didn't reply to me.
then I said that I am not leaving, in which he took that as deception.
It was slightly funny because (IIRC) that wasn't my goal, but he made me look smart by making my statement look like a trap for him.
7-April fool exposed
IIRC, a day before April fool, I went and wrote a big message, tagging every member of the MUC, and telling them that tomorrow dig is going to change his site, and also gave suggestions on what he may change it to.
IIRC I sent that big message many times, It was so funny, dig went mad at me for doing it lol.
8-The Disappearing Atheist
One day, a new member joined the MUC, who was an atheist and started chatting.
this member, quickly discovered that I am religious person, he simply couldn't believe it, a religious person in 21th centery, impossible.
He acctually was so shocked, he left the MUC at the same day, he probably lasted for like 15min or so.
It was so funny, its like I banned him from the MUC just by existing lol...
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Well, I do have many other stories but, I don't feel like telling them for religious reasons, but overall, I had a lot of fun during my time in the MUC, sadly even if dig brough back the MUC (again), I won't join it.
I have been a member of digdeeper XMPP MUC for a long time, I don't recall the exact time I joined, but its somewhere between 2020 and 2022. From then I remained an active loyal member of the MUC.
During my time there, a lot of funny stories happened, so here I am going to mention some of them.
Note: Just take the accuracy of these stories with salt, some of them happened years ago.
1-The Chad
IIRC, someone called me a chad, so I went "No I am not from chad", because I though Chad here meant the country, not the meme term as I didn't even knew it (yah the level of innocence I was back then...).
Dig saw this and went like "somebody tell this guy I am dying" or something.
remembering it now, that was quite funny.
2-Trinity of Dumbness
During my time in the MUC, 3 members constently tried to bother me with their low IQ responds and insults:
-theanonymousjoker (TAJ)
-duion
-trbl
I grouped these three members into Trinity of Dumbness, and kept calling them like that, until.... TAJ left..
TAJ leaving was funnier because, I was the one who caused him to leave, I kept critisizing his flawed world views so much he probably had existential crisis.
3-The Toilet Saga
Back when my site was up, I used to host something I called "The List", which was a list of categorize with names of the MUC members on each category, ranging from "Smart people" to "The Toilet".
The Toilet was the bottom tier, It wasn't always that, I added it after a member kept trolling me and being low IQ and insluting for enough time that even the bottom tier of The List couldn't fit him, so I made "The Toilet" tier.
The funniest part was, the members of the MUC took The List as some sort of canon thing, and started trolling this member by reminding him that he is part of the toilet tier.
It was super funny, one member said something like:
That member, being so humaliated, left the MUC, leaving the toilet tier empty...guy was banished to the toilet ~Some member
4-The Failure
At one point, I was known in the MUC as a PDF file, one member (which I will call "the failure") took this to the extreme and whenever we are having a good talk, he joins to reminds everyone about .pdf extension.
One day, a new member joined, we were welcoming him, until the failure joined to tell him about my .pdf extensions, he went so far as to take screenshots of my messages and send it.
After so much effort, that new member simply asked me, I answered, and he went like "Ok".
the funniest part was, the failure spent like 30 min trying his best to make this new member hate me, only for him to FAIL so badly, I kept laughing at him.
In fact this story was so laughable, I wrote it in my site, and made a category in The List for the failure, I also kept calling him the failure until that name stuck, I seriously only know him now as the failure.
he then stopped being that active, the humiliation was so bad he probably didn't want me to remind everyone about his failures.
5-wbsurfer Profile Picture Swap
One day, a white christian member wbsurfer changed his profile picture to something... weird, at that point I assumed that the guy I am talking to isn't wbsurfer, but someone impersonating him.
The funny part is, someone captured the entire chat, in a file titled RetroImagesDigdeeperDeath.txt
https://eldritchdata.neocities.org/TXT/ ... rDeath.txt
Reading it now is quite funny but also... quite sad, I noticed I was way nicer while talking... impressive how being among infidels for so long changes you into being aggressive, I hate you infidels, with every sub-atomic particle in my body.
6-Tricking Dig
At one point, I was debating and arguing with digdeeper about evolution and atheism. I kept doing it to the point he almost left his freespeech rules lol.
he boycotted talking to me, despite me tagging him in my messages, I didn't have a way to know if he is reading them or not.
I once said that I am leaving, he went and said "bye", i.e he exposed that he was online the whole time but didn't reply to me.
then I said that I am not leaving, in which he took that as deception.
It was slightly funny because (IIRC) that wasn't my goal, but he made me look smart by making my statement look like a trap for him.
7-April fool exposed
IIRC, a day before April fool, I went and wrote a big message, tagging every member of the MUC, and telling them that tomorrow dig is going to change his site, and also gave suggestions on what he may change it to.
IIRC I sent that big message many times, It was so funny, dig went mad at me for doing it lol.
8-The Disappearing Atheist
One day, a new member joined the MUC, who was an atheist and started chatting.
this member, quickly discovered that I am religious person, he simply couldn't believe it, a religious person in 21th centery, impossible.
He acctually was so shocked, he left the MUC at the same day, he probably lasted for like 15min or so.
It was so funny, its like I banned him from the MUC just by existing lol...
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Well, I do have many other stories but, I don't feel like telling them for religious reasons, but overall, I had a lot of fun during my time in the MUC, sadly even if dig brough back the MUC (again), I won't join it.